After a #%&@load of trouble, I finally arrived at the airport in Guatemala City. I was met by my guide's brothers Eddy and Ivan. We piled into his Honda CRV and off we went.
Ever since my accident I have been very skittish about being in a car. Well not to mention the obvious, but I was a little, okay maybe a lot, okay maybe a real lot, okay maybe a fucking lot, to be setting off on a two and a half hour drive, at night in Guatemala. Turns out my concerns were well founded.
After getting out of the city, which was pretty hairy at times, we drove on these narrow two lane highways that would sometimes go to four lanes, then down to three, and then back to two, and yes you guessed it, down to one. ALL WITHOUT ONE WARNING SIGN. Oh and did I mention the old school buses that may have carted my ass off to class a few times? There were two or three per mile heading in the opposite direction, literally inches away from a head on. I just had to hope and pray that they didn't sway. And after my experience in December, I was thinking that may be a lot for God to grant.
At one point in the drive we came to a toll both that looked like it was straight out of the New Jersey Turnpike. Eddy explained to me that this was a road that was called the Pacific Autopista (freeway) and it was built and is maintained and managed by a Mexican Company. After paying out 15 quetzales (about a nickel) we got on to a beautifully maintained four lane road and to my surprise I thought "there is a God that listens to my prayers". I thought, I'm set, God is Great! But my faith was short-lived as after about 10 miles we were back to the 4 no 3 no 2 no OMG 1 lane roads.
Eddy and Ivan would speak to me in Spanish but when they talked to each other they spoke a local Mayan language. Eddy told me that it is the language that he speaks in his house with his wife and his family. He told me that each region in Guatemala has a particular dialect just as each region has a different style and color of dress. He said his mom speaks a different dialect than his father did (his father having already passed). Interesting enough he said that his son and daughter, ages 7 and 9 do not speak the native language.
We got off the autopista and came to this one place where the road had been destroyed, by what I do not know, but it turned into a football size stretch of dirt track with big rocks and ruts and I'm not kidding when I tell you there were about 30 cars going each way with nothing to manage where each car was supposed to go. It was a literal free for all and I thought it was going to be a literal demolition derby. But to my surprise Eddy swerved and dodged around oncoming cars and trucks and bumps and rocks like he was Steve McQueen and in no time flat were were on the other side of hell and on smooth road, relatively speaking.
We made it to the lodge about nine o'clock and I thought no way I'm getting any dinner tonight. Torrey had already arrived and it was great to get a big welcoming hug from my boy. Super Guia Josue, who has helped me arrange this trip and when I say "helped me", I mean I tell him what I'd like to do and where I'd like to stay and he says "No problem Amigo, don't worry". So I should have known that he had called the lodge and they had saved me some yummy enchiladas, corn on the cob, and fresh veggies! After dinner I took a very nice hot shower and slept like a baby. Can't wait for tomorrow!